Can’t wear the same dress twice.
That poor girl, forced to spend all her time shopping by cruel celebrity magazines…
When asked by an interviewer for Harper’s Bazaar how many dresses she owns, she replied:
“Hundreds. Because I’m in a predicament where I can’t wear a dress twice or else it’s pointed out in magazines, so”—she starts laughing—”unfortunately I have to shop for dresses all the time.”
You’d think she’d donate some of her castoff clothes to fashion challenged celebs like Michelle Obama, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber.
Anyway, Superficial Gallery has a snarky take on her little problem.