Does the carpet match the drapes?
Looks like she took a day off from her job as a traffic cone on the Jersey Turnpike and got her hair done. Normally I’d say something snarky like “I love it, it looks French…like a poodle” but in this case words fail me. I think she misunderstood her Agent when she asked him what she could do now that “Jersey Shore” is cancelled and he replied “Curl up and die.”
See? This is why we love Snooki here at popMo, she’s nothing if not charming. To paraphrase Gilbert and Sullivan “She is the very model of a modern major genital.”