Small Gay Lunatic Spotted In London Sporting Military Uniform

That about sums it up…

Splash News – Tom Cruise is photographed in character as a military officer on set of the new movie, ‘All You Need Is Kill’, filming in Trafalgar Square in London, England.

Splash News – Tom Cruise is photographed in character as a military officer on set of the new movie, ‘All You Need Is Kill’, filming in Trafalgar Square in London, England.

The organization “Little People Of America” is said to be ecstatic that one of their own has been so successful while applauding the camera angles used to make Cruise appear larger than a Happy Meal toy .  The Church of Scientology declined to comment but is rumored to be counting Cruise’s money in a lavish trailer on set.

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  1. Come out of the closet Tom.

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