Plot To Murder And Castrate Justin Bieber Disclosed

That takes balls.

ALBUQUERQUE (KRQE) – Investigators say two would-be hit men from Albuquerque may have had their sights set on the teen mega star; Justin Bieber.

They had it planned down to the ties they were going to use to strangle to the pop star and three other people. A warning, the details are pretty graphic.

Justin Bieber played for a sold out house just a few weeks at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

That’s where investigators say Mark Staake and his nephew Tanner Ruane planned to take down the teen sensation.

Turns out their Bieber fever started long ago, at the state prison near Las Cruces.

That’s where Staake met Dana Martin, a convicted killer serving two life sentences for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont, in 2000.

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Well, I can see how a guy who likes to rape and murder little girls would have his sights set on Justin Bieber, but what gave him the idea that the kid had testicles? Still, the plan to strangle Bieber with a paisley necktie sounds intriguing. I’m thinking it would be funnier than hell if Bieber bashers started mailing paisley neckties to Justin just to make him cry.

Better yet, plant stories at Bieber fansites suggesting that he was overheard lamenting that no one ever gave him a paisley necktie for Xmas. I’m thinkin’ Selena Gomez may already be out shopping for that prefect Xmas gift.

 

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