Fatal car crash in 3…2…
The car’s specs claim it goes from 0-60 in just 3.4 seconds and can hit a top speed of 202 mph, which is over 3 times faster than needed reduce Justin’s girlish frame to bloody shreds if it crashes.
You may recall that a couple months ago Justin was pulled over by Calif. Highway Patrol for driving like a maniac in his chrome plated Fisker Karma. He claimed that he was being chased by paparazzi.
Clue Justin, they wouldn’t have had to chase you if you weren’t speeding recklessly and weaving in and out of traffic.
I don’t understand celebs. If I was a rich celeb I wouldn’t care if some poor schmoe wants to take my picture or follow me around. I’d just wave hello to them and drive off calmly. I’d even get to know them by name and buy them coffee.
Most importantly I wouldn’t act like a douche and give them reasons to take my picture. After a while, they’d get bored and go away.