John Travolta Giving Magic Handjobs In Shanghai

Scientology magic handjob!

(Celebuzz) – “I was in Shanghai recently at a work event and the Master of Ceremonies’ best friend had recently gotten into a car wreck. He had broken his ankle and was in constant pain,” the 57-year-old revealed in an article titled “John Travolta: Stayin’ Very Alive.”

“I asked him permission to do some Scientology assists and he said, ‘Okay sure’.

“People were standing around watching as I did them. You could actually see him confronting the pain and after a while he looked up at me and said ‘I feel better’ so I said ‘Okay end of assist.’

“He had gotten noticeably better and I was chomping at the bit for more.”

There is nothing I can add to make this any more ridiculous.

h/t: Dlisted

1 Comment

  1. Yay! I love a happy ending.

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