Jessica Simpson’s Parents Seek Divorce

Rumor: Her father has a gay lover!

Magic 8 Ball says “Very Likely”

The parents of Jessica Simpson are splitting after 34 years of marriage, and a little secret papa Joe may have kept locked in the closet could be the cause.

Joe and Tina Simpson are calling it quits after a whopping 34 years of marriage, the couple announced Wednesday.

Rumors swirled that Jessica Simpson’s parents were on the outs when they placed their Los Angeles mansion — the location of Ashlee Simpson‘s shotgun wedding — on the market in September for $4.4 million. Now those rumors have been confirmed.

“It is an amicable split and there is no third party involved,” a rep for the couple confirmed. “Any other related allegations are completely false. The family appreciates your respect for their privacy at this time.”

What related allegations would those be? Oh, just that little rumor that Joe is a closet case with a 20-year-old boyfriend on the side.

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