Why not Jacksoff?
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Jermaine Jackson wants to change his name to something a little brighter. He’s asking a court to allow him to alter his famous surname and become Jermaine Jacksun.
The older brother of Michael Jackson filed a name change petition on Tuesday in Los Angeles, stating the switch was for “artistic reasons.”
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I guess Eraser Head, Black Jack, Jack-o-lantern, Jackass and Jack Wagon were already taken.
No word if Latoya is thinking of changing her name to Jackette.
All joking aside, I understand where Jermaine is coming from. I hear the Hitler family had the same problem after WWII.
I mean, who wants to be known as the less talented brother of
a homosexual child molester the King of Pop?