Jenny McCarthy Admits To Having Sex With A Tree, Or At Least Trying

That tree hugger gives good wood!

Jenny McCarthy has admitted she once tried to have sex with a tree while high on ecstasy.

The 40-year-old model, who has previously dated stars including Jim Carrey, said she once took too much of the party drug and tried to have intercourse with the tree after becoming unsteady on her feet.

She said: ‘I found myself holding a tree to brace myself. The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping!’

Don’t go barking up the wrong tree, get all the facts here:

In case you’re stumped by what a tree would see in a gal like her, take a gander…

3 Comments

  1. There is something about wood and the female breast that make one have thoughts of …

    • Thoughts of what? Needlepoint?

      • Yeah, right…you need to get out more.

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