Gasp: Lindsay Lohan Lied To The Cops

I’m shocked, shocked to hear that darling Lindsay lied.

Lindsay Lohan will be charged with the crime of lying to police after her car accident in June on Pacific Coast Highway. Lohan told cops she was NOT behind the wheel of her Porsche when it slammed into the back of an 18-wheeler.  Fact is she was — according to multiple witnesses. Law enforcement sources tell us the case will be filed as a misdemeanor by the Santa Monica City Attorney possibly this week.

And law enforcement sources tell us cops found prescription pills in her purse after the crash.  Witnesses tell us pills were also scattered in her trunk.  Our sources say authorities were prepared to charge LiLo with drug crimes, but Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, gave cops documentations from Lindsay’s doctor, saying the pills were properly prescribed.  Authorities then backed off that charge.

I hate to tell the cops their job but laws governing prescription drugs have gotten so draconian that now you must keep the pills in the original bottle they were dispensed in. Not scattered in the trunk of the car.

If the prescription is expired or the number of pills in the bottle don’t jive with the quantity and directions on the label (too many are missing) then you can be arrested for abusing or selling the pills.

Well, I’m sure the judge will throw the book at her this time. I’m thinking she gets a full week in jail (out in a day or two for good behavior or because she cried like a little girl and threw a tantrum…poor dear). Read all the dirty details, dear reader.

Thoughts?

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