Dead Whale Making Life Tough On Hollywood Celebs

Big stink in little Malibu.

MALIBU, Calif. (AP) — The decaying corpse of a huge fin whale was a sad spectacle Friday on the shore of a cove where it washed ashore nearly a week earlier.

With no government agency taking action to remove the rapidly rotting mammal from Little Dume beach, it appeared that the job would be left to decomposition and nature’s scavengers.

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The 40-foot-long, 40,000-pound juvenile male washed ashore Monday near Point Dume, which marks the western end of Santa Monica Bay, about 30 miles west of downtown Los Angeles.

The homes and estates of celebrities and other wealthy line the cliffs high above the slender beach.

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Geez, must the government do everything, even for the rich and famous? You’d think they’d chip together and hire tugboat to put a net around the carcass and drag it off the beach and out to sea. We’re only talkin’ a couple thousand bucks tops.

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    • Well, she does have a big nose.

      • I think the joke was that she was the whale

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