Christina Aguilera Put On Some Weight

OMG, avert your eyes!

Good God girl, when you haul ass you have to make two trips.  The back of your neck looks like a package of hotdogs. Your blood type is Ragu. You’re so heavy you couldn’t jump to a conclusion. You couldn’t fit in a chat room. When you sing people know it’s over…

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