Ashlee Simpson Apparently Still Alive

Unlike the Loch Ness Monster, she’s not a myth.

Rumor has it that Jessica has a new line of clothing that she hopes to sell at Macy’s (I guess the Walmart deal fell through) and Ashlee decided to seal the deal by lending her face to the dog and pony show.

Here she is seated next to her sister…

No word if the clothing line will include blankets and saddles:

I know, that ain’t funny y’all.

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  1. Dude, what’s wrong with you? She’s hot!

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